Thursday, April 19, 2007

TOUNGE AND CHEEK

I HAVE FOUND OUT I AM LIKE TOTALLY LIKE A ROCK STAR-
THERE ARE TABLOID REPORTS THAT I WAS IN TEXAS .
ONE THAT I WEIGH 45 POUNDS .
ONE THAT I KISSED GEORGE BUSH.
ONE THAT I AM LARRY BIRKHEADS BABY'S MOMMA .
THE LAST ONE AND MY FAVORITE IS THAT I ADOPTED TWINS FROM ANOTHER COUNTRY .I HAVE TO SAY THE ONLY ONE THAT IS TRUE IS THE WEIGHT .AS MUCH AS I WOULD LIKE TO SAY THAT YES I WAS IN TEXAS THE OTHER DAY .I CANT . MY WILD WORLD WIND LIFE KEEPS ME HERE IN GEORGIA HOLDING DOWN THE FORT .
I PROMISE MY DEAR DEAR JONES CHILDREN I WOULD NEVER EVER COME TO TEXAS WITHOUT LETTING YOU KNOW
MISS YOU TONS

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