wanted : cooler mommy

Wanted :cooler mommy

one who will let us do what we want when we want

someone who will let us eat all the cookies and candy we want at bedtime

a mommy who loves us enough to let us have our very own four wheeler

just like Emma

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so today we played outside and after dinner we promised the neighborhood gang we would come back out and play again .well when we came back out there was little Miss Emma and her real cute tiny little blue four wheeler .the one mommy knew she had and was so very grateful that the boys did not .

until now.

well they ran full speed over there and our dear dear friend Mrs hobby was there,now you will remember that Mrs hobby is the one who gave them their first four wheeler ride .

so they jumped up and down begged and pleaded and Mrs hobby (cool mommy that she is) helped me not to ruin their lives and make them look like babies in front of all the guys .

she ran along beside them while she did the gas and let them circle the house .

she is too cool .all the while Emma's daddy is telling big C and i how he got a great deal on it and man the boys would just love it .

as we go back to our house to play with some of the neighborhood that has already gone to our house to play with our toys that are outside and in the garage

little c sits in with big c and crying ,sobbing tells him that we need a four wheeler, that he doesn't want to share everyone Else's four wheeler .

OK heart breaking as it is folks -cause i know you are all going oh that poor little boy needs a four wheeler - you have to all remember who we are talking about -these boys are the Humphrey boys the ones who go 90 mph from the time they wake up till they crash at night the ones who when someone says "oh its OK they cant hurt it " take that as a personal challenge - and they can .

so no they do not need something that runs on gas -you know gas that explodes - nor do they need wheels that can move them faster then i can run.

if you have forgotten who these children are because we have been here almost a year .come spend a week with them .

and daddy and i will go on vacation