where did i go ?

So today i am filling in for the parent that teaches p.e.
i told the boys as we were going to school that they would get to see me for sports time as the school calls it ,i just knew that they would be happy to see me - no i did not learn from the lunch visit- anyway i was told that i could not help i was so funny because i dont know anything about sports . i told them that i used to play softball and soccer and i was in weightlifting too . ha ha ha no you went momma ha ha ha . yes i was -- really when ? oh how about the life i had before you two took over .

i think i want to run away to the other land you know the land that people love me in