6 am

This is what i woke up to this morning
CJ banging on the bathroom door "HEY DADDY ARE YOU IN THERE ? DADDY CAN YOU HEAR ME ! "
big c yells back " OPEN THE DOOR SON YOUR MOTHER AND BROTHER ARE SLEEPING !"
DADDY I WANT CEREAL ! CAN YOU GET ME CEREAL?
OPEN THE DOOR STOP YELLING !
I THINK I WANT FRUIT LOOPS ...NO I WANT CINNAMON TOAST CRU...
IM IN THE SHOWER ! OPEN THE DOOR SON YOUR MOTHER IS ASLEEP !
"NO IM NOT ! NOT AND MORE "
oh hey mommy can you get me cereal ?
see normally cj wakes up at 630 and daddy is out of the shower so the cereal comes fast and J and i get to sleep a little longer .this morning i went back to bed with J my claim was i was trying to get him to go back to sleep really i just wanted to start it all over but big c would not let that happen instead J and i lay in bed talking about whether it was better to go back to sleep or go have cereal and watch tv
tv won

great deal

got a new living room set and mattress set for a great deal form a furniture liquidator the dogs are happy with it so all is good in Humphrey land

Great email junk i got

I got this in an email from a very dear friend of mine who knows my husband as well as i do.

HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT

1. He does not have a ' BEER GUT' - He has developed a LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY.

2. He is not a 'BAD DANCER' - He is OVERLY CAUCASIAN.'

3. He does not 'GET LOST ALL THE TIME' - He INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS.

4. He is not 'BALDING' - He is in 'FOLLICLE REGRESSION.'

5. He does not act like a 'TOTAL ASS' - He develops a case of RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION

6. It's not his 'CRACK' you see hanging out of his pants - It's REAR CLEAVAGE.