they grow up so fast

so the other day J was sitting in a chair rubbing his little boney chest - i thought feeling his ribs - no - not ribs - as he has explained to me ,daddy and brother several times now in the last week .
he has chest hair and that means that he is really growing up and that i am just got to have to understand that even if he is growing chest hair - hair by the way that will just keep growing and growing till it reaches down to there - he just points down to the ground -i don't know if it will stop at his knees or what .anyway even with the chest hair he will not even leave me he will live here for ever and i can still drive him to work .
i thought that i could wash off the chest hair - it being dog hair stuck on by Popsicle or dirt of some sort ,i was wrong it is still there growing more and more everyday -and no brother does not have any yet because he is the little brother and when HE gets to be as old as J then he will have some too - OK yes everyone in this house does know they are twins - but that still really bugs little C that he is the little brother -so J got a scratch on said chest and needed a band aid -you will probably be just as relieved as he to find out that the scratch was not where the chest hair is but to the right of it - but i was still given instructions on how to put the band aid on so as not to hurt the massive puff of chest hair "cause that would hurt momma "
i have pointed out to him that daddy does not have chest hair down to the ground so he should not really expect that his will ,i was told that he just could because his started to grow when HE was five ,and daddy did not start growing his till later .
see folks he has it all figured out - well except how to get that band aid off